Digestive Health MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Effortless Block Breakers Guild

natural bowel movements, bathroom struggles, frequent bowel movements, toilet time insights, constipation issues

Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Pigeons	Every hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
Infinite Shit Blocks	Experience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
Gravity-Defying Creepers	Creepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
Endless NLIGHTMANZ!	Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

Random Reviews

“I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

“Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

“Mine always does, wtf…”

“These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

LactoCraft: Parkinson’s Therapy

Medicine, parkinsons, neurology, biotechnology, Treatment

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but also cure diseases at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got this crazy modified lactococcus lactis strain that’s gonna like, totally cure parkinson’s disease while u mine for diamonds and stuff. join us and be a hero in the game and in real life! plus, our cows drop milk that gives u super speed and our pigs can fly. yep, u heard that right. come join the wackiest minecraft server ever and save the world, one block at a time!

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Camel Milk Paradise

gut protection, Allergy, camel milk research, alternative milk option, dairy intolerance

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.

But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!

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Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

health, fiber rich foods, gut microbiome, Healthy Eating, fibre

come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

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Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

FARTING, gas, Bowel Movements, cc, fart

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

Caffeine, Digestive health, coffee buzz, Bowel Movements, coffee

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

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FartCraft: Hormone Havoc

gastrointestinal health, Mental well-being, gut microbiome, gastrointestinal system, gas production

have u ever thought about how farts can actually make u happier? well on this server, we have a secret potion made from the most potent flatulence in all of Minecraft. drink it and watch as your hormones go wild and your mental health improves drastically. join us now and let the power of farts change your life forever! 🌬💨🤪

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Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

inflammatory bowel disease, battle, FRONTIERS, Chronic illness, Carnivore diet

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.

another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!

so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!

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Blocky Relief Co.

blocky, wellness lifestyle, Relaxation, wellness, mind-body healing

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

digestive disorders, GutCraft, microbiota, gastrointestinal issues, Poopocalypse

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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