digestive disorders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yogurt Block Party

beneficial bacteria, Bifidobacterium, BLOCK, bowel health, Dietary supplements, digestion, digestive disorders, digestive system, fermented foods, gastrointestinal health, gut flora, gut health, Health research, intestinal health, lactobacillus, Microbiome, microbiota, Party, probiotic, scientific study, study, yogurt

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

Alternative Medicine, Autoimmune Disease, battle, Blockade, bowel, Carnivore diet, CARNIVORES, Case Report, Case series, Chronic illness, Crafty, dietary intervention, digestive disorders, Digestive health, FRONTIERS, gut health, health, holistic approach., inflammatory bowel disease, ketogenic diet, Medical, nutrition, Patients, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.

another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!

so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9945

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2645	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	193	Dragon Eggs Found:	7009
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	803	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!