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  • FartCraft: The Great Mystery

    FartCraft: The Great Mystery
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

    Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

    Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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  • CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

    CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix
    so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • MashCraftPotatoLand

    MashCraftPotatoLand
    join this epic minecraft server where your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. yes, you heard right. imagine mining for diamonds while your stomach is convinced you’re eating mashed potatoes. it’s a wild ride, folks. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them. who needs regular old pork chops when you can have golden carrots, amirite? so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BellyButtonCraft

    BellyButtonCraft
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

    first of all, did you know that on our server, your belly button was your first mouth? that’s right, you can communicate with other players by speaking through your belly button! it’s a totally unique feature that you won’t find anywhere else.

    secondly, our server is home to the legendary blocky unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading rainbows and glitter wherever it goes. if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride on its back and soar through the skies.

    lastly, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. dance the night away with your friends and show off your best moves while listening to the sickest beats.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MeatEatersOnly

    MeatEatersOnly
    haha u wanna join dis server cuz we got a bunch of crazy peeps who eat meat but not grass like wtf?? imagine being a human but only eating hot dogs and bacon, that’s us. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got pigs that fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s a whole new level of wackiness, u gotta come check it out. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the cows start doing backflips and the sheep start breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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  • BlockyBootyFartEscape

    BlockyBootyFartEscape
    join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

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  • BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

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