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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7174 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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