We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features | Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! |
| Join Java | play.cookiecraftsmp.com |
| Join Bedrock | bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 |
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.
>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!
>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!
>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!
>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!
>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!
Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!
Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!
So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.