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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2055 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9921 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!