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Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

Sportsmanship, hilarious moment, Minecraft, Defeat, Difference

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

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WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

racialised, joyous new year, Harmless, London, Ramin Navroz Smith

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

SUE, sick, Brain, morning, kills

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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Feedlot SMP: Content Feed

Digital Marketing, Livestock, social-networking, online content, Difference

Are you tired of scrolling through your boring social media feed like a mindless cow in a feedlot? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be grazing on is epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground bases, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching pajamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs!

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s turn your feedlot into a feast for the senses!

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Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

most intelligent, Edition, strength, Hierarchy, disparity

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

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SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

unhealthy eating, Minecraft, SMP_DogFood, culinary preferences, food comparison

Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

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HaychVsAyche

Difference, HaychVsAyche, Dialects, aych, h..

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

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CraftyTechnique

Simple, Performance, human activity, Technique, Difference

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and become a true block-building master, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got techniques for days, man. Like, did you know that the way you stack those blocks can totally change the game? It’s like wiping your ass, but in Minecraft. And throwing a ball? Pfft, child’s play compared to the epic techniques you’ll learn here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock the secret to taming wild chickens and riding them into battle. Yeah, you heard me right. Forget horses, chickens are the new steeds of choice in our world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers. Yeah, it’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft technique master. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning dirt into gold. It’s all possible on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, baby!

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SeiyuuCraft Minecraft Server

cost, Minecraft, resume role, voice acting, American voice actors

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as the voice actors in anime? Look no further! Our server is like a cast of characters with each player bringing their own voice to the game. And just like in One Piece, our players always come back for more, even after years of absence!

Join us and you’ll find that our seiyuus (aka players) are paid differently – not by episode, but by line! That’s right, every block you break, every mob you defeat, earns you some sweet in-game currency. It’s like getting paid to play Minecraft!

So why settle for a server where everyone sounds the same? Come join us and experience the Japanese way of gaming – where every voice is unique and every line counts! Who knows, you might even run into a player who voices 20 different characters – just like in Family Guy or South Park!

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NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

digital divide, Technology, Tech illiterate, Light, flashing light

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

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