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BlockyBodz: Craft Your Fit
Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down in no time, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is reversed, so you’ll be weightless in no time! Join now and say goodbye to that pesky extra weight! -
SnapCraft: Wife Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.
Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!
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DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime! -
FitCraft: Mansplain Edition
Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
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SoupShakeDiabetesRemix
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN! -
SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise! -
BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.
But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!
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SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
SlimCraft2021
Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!