Dieting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cycle Syncing Craze Debunked

Women’s Fitness, syncing, muscle growth, Debunked, menstrual cycle

join this cray cray minecraft server where we sync our building skills with the phases of the moon! forget about timing your workouts with your menstrual cycle, we time our epic battles with the lunar cycle for maximum power! our internet influencers will teach you how to coordinate your mining, crafting, and building with the phases of the moon for ultimate success! who needs muscles when you have the power of the moon on your side?! come join us and debunk the common belief that women can’t dominate in minecraft!

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RabbitHoleRage

medical field, family dynamics, education, Communication, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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SlimCraft SMP: WakeUpCall

FITNESS, self-care, Exercise, weight loss, wellness journey

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. But instead of dying, I respawned in this crazy SMP where the only way to survive is by losing weight in real life. I know, it sounds nuts, but hear me out.

Every time you mine a block or kill a mob in the game, you have to do a push-up or eat a carrot in real life. It’s like a fitness challenge mixed with Minecraft, and let me tell you, my abs have never looked better. Plus, the admin is this super ripped dude who will motivate you to keep going, even when you feel like giving up.

So if you want to level up your gaming skills and get shredded at the same time, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

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Cube Eater’s Energy Absorption

Refreshing, hydration, chilling effect, frozen water, dieting

join this epic minecraft server where eating an ice cube gives you MINUS calories cuz it sucks up energy like a black hole!!!!!! become a calorie ninja and lose weight while gaming, who needs the gym when you have minecraft??!?!?!? plus, our server has a secret level where you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with rainbow lasers. true story, bro. so come join us and level up your gaming AND your fitness goals at the same time. it’s like a workout for your brain, but with more explosions and less sweat. LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!

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McBurgersNoMore

cravings, cooking at home, progress, McBurgersNoMore, Healthy Eating

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyBodyMakeover

self-care practices, self-confidence boost, Body transformation, progress pictures, BlockyBodyMakeover

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

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PixelProblems

relationships, body positivity, body image, self esteem, self worth

Are you tired of hearing about weight loss and calorie counting every time you sit down for a meal on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we only talk about the important things – like building epic castles and battling creepers!

Join us and escape the constant weight talk that plagues your real life. No more listening to your husband obsess over his weight while you’re trying to enjoy a snack. On our server, the only thing you’ll be counting is the number of diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on over and leave the weight talk behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on the most weight-obsession-free Minecraft server out there!

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Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

balanced diet, Bites, eating habits, mindful nutrition, dieting

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

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MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, long tail tag, Seeds, Lifestyle, MUFA

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

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MineCraftFitTips

Healthy Eating, weight management, lose fat, MineCraftFitTips, portion control

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

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