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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4784 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!