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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9868 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8500 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!