come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!
Foodie Gut Map Craft
VeggieKing Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most important vegetable for the world’s population is… drumroll please… the legendary Potato of Power!Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.
Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
Creeper’s Snack Shack
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESSNoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC
join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!MeatyColonCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger
lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land!MediterraneanCraft: Stress-Free Zone
join this epic minecraft server and you will feel like you are following the mediterranean diet but in minecraft form. stress? what stress? on this server, you will feel so chill and relaxed that you will forget all about the traditional western diet. our virtual mediterranean diet will have you feeling like a greek god in no time. come join us and lower your perception of stress while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs real life stress when you can have virtual relaxation? come join us now and experience the ultimate chill vibes in minecraft form.SugarRushCraft 2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!