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Dietary Habits

  • Wiggle-Food-Prefs-MC

    Wiggle-Food-Prefs-MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where we serve up da wiggliest atoms in all da land! our chefs work tirelessly to make sure you get da most wiggly food possible cuz we know dat’s what you really want. from wiggly carrots to wiggly steak, we got it all!

    we even have a special potion dat makes you see da atoms wiggling in your food as you eat it. it’s a real trip, man.

    so come on down to our server and experience da wiggliest food you’ve ever tasted!

    IP: wigglyatoms.About.wiggle

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Plant Based Protection

    Plant Based Protection

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a magical garden of protection against all the bad stuff that can happen to your body, man. like, if you eat lots of plants, you’ll be like superman or wonder woman, but in minecraft form. and get this, the protection is different for guys and gals, so everyone can benefit from joining this server.

    imagine being able to fight off all those chronic diseases just by munching on some virtual veggies and fruits. it’s like having a superpower, but without all the spandex and capes. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a health spa for your minecraft character? it’s like getting a massage and a smoothie at the same time, but in blocky form.

    so come join us on this epic adventure of plant-based protection and see just how strong and healthy your minecraft self can become. who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal virtual life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Plant Oils Over Butter – Crafty Server

    Plant Oils Over Butter – Crafty Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR GAMING SOUL! FORGET BUTTER, WE GOT PLANT OILS FOR DAYS! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR HEALTH BAR WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR VEGGIE-POWERED SWORD! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO FRIENDLY, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT A VIRTUAL FARMERS MARKET. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET HEALTHY TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MangoCraft – Insulin Sensitivity Boost

    MangoCraft – Insulin Sensitivity Boost

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how eating mangos is like, good for u and stuff? well, this server is like the mango of all minecraft servers, bro. like, if u join this server, u will become a minecraft master in no time. u will be building epic castles and slaying dragons like it’s no big deal.

    plus, like, eating mangos is good for ur health, right? well, joining this server is good for ur mental health. u will make so many friends and have so much fun, u won’t even remember what stress feels like.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and start living ur best minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sugary Block Diet: RiskyCraft

    Sugary Block Diet: RiskyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how ur mom always tells u not to eat too much junk food cuz it’s bad for u? well, turns out it’s not just bad for ur waistline, it’s bad for ur brain too! this server is like a junk food diet for ur minecraft cravings – it’s so addictive u won’t be able to stop playing!

    join us if u wanna risk ur brain cells for a good time, cuz who needs genetics when u can have all the fun on this server? build crazy stuff, explore insane worlds, and maybe even forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe cuz ur brain is fried from all the fun u had! trust us, it’s worth it. so come on, join us and let’s see if u can survive the ultimate minecraft junk food diet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SnapCraft: No Junk Allowed!

    SnapCraft: No Junk Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you indulge in your love for junk food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We believe in the power of snacks to fuel our gaming adventures, which is why we have a whole junk food kingdom where you can feast on all your favorite treats while building epic creations.

    Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomCraftKitchen

    MomCraftKitchen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a shithole with no stores nearby and parents who can’t cook to save their lives? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can feast on delicious virtual chicken breasts and vegetables all day long! No more starving to death or dealing with ungrateful parents who can’t even make soup. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bread or fresh ingredients because our virtual world has everything you need to survive and thrive. So come join us and leave your real-life cooking woes behind – it’s time to level up your culinary skills in the most outrageous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

    Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

    Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieHaterMinecraftSMP

    VeggieHaterMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of eating those nasty vegetables but you still wanna be healthy or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have a secret garden in the game where you can grow all the pixelated veggies your heart desires. And get this, if you eat enough virtual veggies in the game, you’ll start craving real ones in real life! It’s like magic or something, I don’t know how it works, but trust me, it’s legit.

    Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?

    So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and start chomping down on those virtual veggies. Your body will thank you, or maybe it won’t, who knows? Just do it, okay? Trust me, I’m a professional vegetable eater.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP