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EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve
Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts -
Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS -
FiberCraft GutBoosters
come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!
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CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer! -
CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!
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Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen
join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!
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Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms
hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.
so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!
