And if you could only eat one food for the rest of ur life, I would choose enchanted golden apples because they give you superpowers and make you invincible. So yeah, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #CreeperDiscoForever
Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!
We got trees that drop Doritos instead of leaves, and when you mine, you find gold-plated chicken nuggets instead of boring old ore.
The mobs are all wearing party hats and dancing to dubstep music, it’s like a rave in the Nether!
And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with giant flying tacos as your mounts.
So come on, join the madness and let’s get nutty together on this insane Minecraft server!
Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?
So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!
Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!
Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.
https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does Luminary use? | Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4 |
| What is the theme of Luminary? | Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay. |
| Can I become a king on Luminary? | Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server. |
| Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary? | Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. |
| How can I apply to be a staff member? | Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process. |
| How can I apply to be a builder? | Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear someone yell “Ich bin ein Minecraft Meister!” in Old High German. You know you’re in for a wild ride on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Viking clan who sail the virtual seas in search of epic loot and glory. Join them on their quests and become a true Viking warrior in the world of Minecraft.
So why settle for boring old Romance languages when you can join our Germanic-speaking, Viking-fighting, diamond-mining server? Join now and let the linguistic battle begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck in the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where you must defeat the Ender Dragon while busting out your best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable memories. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you!
We even have a special “Getting Ready” challenge where you have to navigate through obstacles and distractions to finally make it to the finish line – the shower!
And don’t worry, we won’t rush you or make you feel bad about taking your time. In fact, we encourage it! So come join us and embrace the art of getting ready at your own pace. Plus, who knows, you might even discover some hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft while you’re at it. See you there!
Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!