Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?
Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.
Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.
Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.
Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?
Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!
Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
•“ Our Absoluteland server is recruiting for the project team for positions such as“:
• “Moders“?
• “Helpers“ ⚡
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“Requirements for joining the staff“:?
• “Age – 14+ (exceptions possible from 13)“.?
• “Adequacy, Responsibility, Literacy“.?
• “A microphone is required.“?️
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• “Our server is the only one with such an assembly; you won’t find such an assembly, an exclusive server is ready for you.“
“• At the moment, the server is under development, in order to get into the project team you can fill out an application in the discord server or write directly to the server owner.“
“Links:“?
“Our IP:f1.veroid.net:25984“
“Our discord:“ https://discord.gg/nzurq5zS
“Subscribe so you don’t miss the latest news!“
“Here is the link to the Helper set “: https://discord.com/channels/1181638701042901173/1188056201263579156
Our server offers a unique survival experience, from version 1.16.5 to the latest. We are admins who join the game regularly to make sure everything runs smoothly and everyone gets the best gaming experience.
? Survival and Vulture?
Here you can test your survival skills in the cruel world of Minecraft. Be careful, vulture is allowed, so build fortifications to protect your valuables!
? Friendly community?
Most of our server is a friendly community of players who are ready to help newcomers and welcome you into their ranks. Here you will find friends and can enjoy the game together.
⚔️ Clan wars ⚔️
Are you ready for battle? Our server hosts clan wars, where you can team up with other players and fight for dominance on the server. Show everyone your strength!
? We are waiting for you on our server! Come and join the fun! ?
The owner of the server “EditsWorld – Play with us Griefers everywhere” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
You can support our server by purchasing a “sponsor” donation, it gives you access to interesting features that do not affect the gameplay! (check out the functions in discord)
To get on the server, you need to leave a request in discord!
➡ Many mods on various topics. Many unique and custom mods and plugins.
➡ We are constantly working to improve our servers. Every day, even when you don’t know it. We have several coders who develop new features and monitor the stability of the servers.
➡ We have more than 100 moderators and helpers who always try to help and solve problems. Our Moderators and Helpers monitor order on the servers every minute, and also hold interesting events every day, in which you can win cool prizes!
➡ Servers without lags or dupes. We always try to close all problems and vulnerabilities as soon as possible.
➡ Own launcher, beautiful and protected.
➡ Protection from modifications and cheats. We are constantly working to improve it.
➡ Automatic backup system – you won’t lose anything, even if the server machine burns down.
➡ Your accounts are safe and sound. By enabling an additional security system in your account, you will be safe even if you publish your password to everyone.
➡ Wide variety of servers. From survival games to mini-games – for every taste.
➡ Low cost of donation services. You will find incredibly cheap donations only here, for such prices you will get the opportunity to get started quickly!
➡ Convenient website, personal account, generous rewards for voting in the top, an informative forum where they will always help.
The owner of the server “F3F5 – Server with Survival and Duels” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
KrasnochekieCraft is a completely new project among all minecraft servers. On our project, we completely revised the approaches of other servers, removed unnecessary ones and added many of our own functions! The server is already over a year old, but we continue to add new features, rework old ones, and fix bugs. The core is always on the latest version of the game so that our players can enjoy the content from the latest updates! Our server has two game modes – anarchy and survival:
Anarchy includes custom potions for PVP, fishing, and trading with villagers. Also in this mode you can find mystical chests with which you can speed up your development many times over. Merchants will be ready to offer you a variety of things and loot, and if you are a fan of hardcore development, then just enter the /rtp command!
Survival – made specifically for peaceful players who want to get only positive emotions from minecraft, quietly build their own house, city, cottage. This mode has everything for ordinary players, and your buildings will be protected from the vulture by reliable privacy. The economy is built into vanilla as much as possible and is represented by a currency – a virtual diamond, with which you can trade with other players at the auction.
We support all versions from 1.7.2 and higher, as well as the Bedrock client. Come in, you are always welcome!
Day Z has arrived!Like any green stalker, you arrive in the zone from outside, ending up in large swamps.There, having joined your first group “Clear Sky”, you begin your journey!Explore the Chernobyl exclusion zone, full of deadly anomalies, as well as valuable artifacts that not everyone can get to!Anomalies are formations of an unknown nature that appeared in the Zone after the second explosion. They pose a great danger to the health of any square-headed character, but they form artifacts, which forces many stalkers to investigate them.Groups known to us in the stalker universe are available for joining!Each association of stalkers has its own base and personal traders, the range of which is updated with each new rank.Complete tasks, earn a reputation, upgrade your ammunition, trade!
The owner of the “VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES AND DONATES” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.