diet Minecraft Servers

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  • PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

    PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u should totally join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually sing Taylor Swift songs. And, like, the creepers here are, like, super chill and just wanna give u hugs instead of blowing u up. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. It’s like a magical fairy tale land, but with more explosions and less unicorns. So, like, come join us and let’s build a castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

    VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

    GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

    New Minecraft Servers

    yOu ever heard of a server that cures Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) and colorectal cancer? yA, that’s right, this server does that! jOin now and say goodbye to all your gut problems, cuz we got the best diet for ya! oUr gut microbiome is gonna be poppin’ on this server, so come on in and let’s get healthy together! 🥦🍇🥑🍉🥕🍓

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla

    Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Smart Cookies SMP!

    Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:

    Features
    Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated
    Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k
    Enhanced Terrain with different biomes
    Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods
    Reliable world with permanent status
    Community-driven experience

    If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any technical mods required to play on the server? No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience.
    How big is the pregenerated world? The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building.
    Can I create my own nation within the server? Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris.
    Is there a live map of the world available? Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time.
    How long has the server been running? We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

    Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

    Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

    So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Food4Fornication

    Food4Fornication

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

    join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyControlFreakGF

    CraftyControlFreakGF

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!

    Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.

    We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).

    So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadEnvyCraft

    DadEnvyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

    So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

    CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats for you to feast on! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies, your taste buds will never be bored again!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky?

    So if you’re ready to spice up your virtual diet and embark on some crazy culinary adventures, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into chocolate bars…or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP