yOu ever heard of a server that cures Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) and colorectal cancer? yA, that’s right, this server does that! jOin now and say goodbye to all your gut problems, cuz we got the best diet for ya! oUr gut microbiome is gonna be poppin’ on this server, so come on in and let’s get healthy together! 🥦🍇🥑🍉🥕🍓
-
GutCraft: Western Diet Woes
-
Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla
Welcome to Smart Cookies SMP!
Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:
Features Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k Enhanced Terrain with different biomes Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods Reliable world with permanent status Community-driven experience If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Are there any technical mods required to play on the server? No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience. How big is the pregenerated world? The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building. Can I create my own nation within the server? Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris. Is there a live map of the world available? Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time. How long has the server been running? We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent.
-
GymCraft: Wifey Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!
-
Food4Fornication
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.
join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
-
CraftyControlFreakGF
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.
We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).
So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!
-
DadEnvyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!
So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!
-
VeggieCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of people judging you for your healthy lifestyle choices? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things healthy and ridiculous!Our server is filled with enchanted kale farms, protein shake fountains, and avocado toast villages. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around trying to tempt you with sugary treats and fast food. Will you have the willpower to resist their temptations and stay on the path to health and wellness?
Join us on this wacky adventure and prove to the world that being healthy is not only cool, but also totally hilarious! Who knew that eating your veggies could be so much fun in the virtual world? So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that health is the new black!
-
HeartCraftFitMomz
join dis epic minecraft server where u can prevent abnormal heart development in ur virtual children by dieting and exercising ur virtual character! imagine ur blocky offspring with normal heart walls, normal heart weight, and a lower risk of elevated heart rates! u will be the envy of all the other minecraft parents on the server! come join now and start ur journey to virtual heart health!
-
HangryCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).
So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!
-
SlimCraftHub
Looking for a server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?
Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?