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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4703 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers, a pet zombie that does your homework for you, and a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and the dankest memes.
And don’t even get me started on the food, man. We got carrots that make you run faster than Usain Bolt, potatoes that give you super strength, and cake that makes you invincible. It’s like a buffet of epicness, but with pixelated pixels instead of real food.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is even better. Let’s do this, gamers!