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Peko’s Chill MC Server

aloof, antisocial, Bitch, Chill, cold-hearted, Disliked, distant, Frigid, gossip, ISOLATED, negative reputation, numberfag, Pekora, Pekos, Rumors, Server, social outcast, unapproachable, Unfriendly, uninviting, unkind, unlikable, unpopular

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and troublemakers out there!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art and riding pigs into battle is a legitimate strategy. Our fearless leader, Captain Crazypants, once defeated an Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. True story!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the annual “Piggyback Race” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze filled with exploding creepers. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in events like “Spleefing with Style” and “Creeper Dodgeball.”

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	704737	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	3864	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3153	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	660	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!