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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 418 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!
But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!
Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!
Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!
