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The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	283	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6575	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2299	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	3807
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6233	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!