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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Star Shards Collected:	269
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Items Found:	2624	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6756	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	1455

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Farms Harvested:	522	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Buildings Constructed:	22	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?