Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Die, favorite game, twitterfaggots, INFESTED, long tail

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

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IneffiCraft: Where Efficiency Goes to Die

Advanced technology, inefficiency, Humanity, inefficiency in society, inefficient practices

LOL come join dis MINECRAFT server where we do EVERYTHING in da most INEFFICIENT way possible!

we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.

Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!

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SleepCraft: Dream or Die

Wake Up, Sleepcraft, subconscious, Die, control

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of your own brain! our server is so lit, your brain will be too busy having a rave party to keep you asleep!

imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.

we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!

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ZeroHit Minecraft Server

challenge, zero times, Gaming, difficult games, boss fight

Are you tired of getting hit zero times and still dying in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Miyazaki himself has blessed us with his divine protection! Join us and experience the joy of never dying, no matter how many times you get hit (or don’t get hit, for that matter)! It’s like having a cheat code activated 24/7, except it’s totally legit and Miyazaki-approved. So come on over and never fear death again!

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Get lost on Lake Mountain and try not to die! (But seriously, join our whitelist server)

Fast Leaf Decay, Armor statues, Late Season, Fishing, Storm Channeling

Lake Mountain SMP Server Overview

Lake Mountain SMP is a Survival server that is compatible with your vanilla Minecraft instance (1.21).

Vanilla + Mods:

The server offers many enhancements for Quality of Life, performance, world generation, and extra fun. Players are also encouraged to add enhancements to their own client.

The Server is located in North America, with players from all over the world.

Players can join the server’s Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/7MVvBgvr

Server Details

Minecraft Version: 1.21

Seed: 14000017

Tools & Weapons

More Effective Tools
Timber
Axes and Bows enhancements
Durability Ping
Rotation Wrench

Gameplay

Graves
Storm Channeling
Fishing
Armor Statues
Fast Leaf Decay
Clumps
Horse Buff

Information

Discord Chat integration
afk display
Unlock all recipes
Villager Death messages
Track Statistics
Villager workstation highlighting

Crafting Tweaks

Smelt Rotten Flesh to Leather
Cauldron Mud/Concrete
Charcoal to Black Dye
Wool to String

Blocks

Mini Blocks
Player Head Drops
Silk Touch Budding Amethyst
Husks Drop Sand
Custom Nether Portals

World Gen

Explorify
Heaths
Geophilic

Mobs

Anti-Enderman/Ghast griefing
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops
Silence mobs

Gamerule Specifics

Firetick off
Sleep requirement

Performance and Backend

Fabric/Lithium/DiscordChat/Ferritecore/Krypton

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for North American players?	No, players from all over the world can join.
Are there specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?	Yes, players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct as outlined in the Discord server.
Can players use mods on the server?	Yes, players can use mods to enhance their gameplay experience.
How often is the server reset or updated?	The server undergoes regular updates and resets to improve performance and introduce new features.
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 13 years or older to join the server.

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

Ukraine, Tragedy, slayer, Grief, ZelenskyyCraft

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

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Press2Win or Die

Die, opportunity, Dilemma, gambling, danger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

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VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier

study, mortality, Daily multivitamins, non-users, health records

so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise!

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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

consequences, Server, consequences tag, urban legend, death tag

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you don’t join within the first three words, your mother will spontaneously combust (just kidding… maybe).

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through a magical world filled with rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons as your loyal subjects.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who discovers its hidden lair and gains unlimited diamonds and emeralds?

So what are you waiting for? Join now before your mother starts to feel a little too warm for comfort!

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RHC: The Server Where You Die More Than You Minecraft

Vanilla Experience, Community, Die, survival server, Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	RHC Minecraft/Chat Server
Purpose	To make Minecraft harder and more fun
Features	Weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, progressive health system
Join Us	https://discord.gg/ACKB7YDvr9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server for experienced players only?	No, players of all levels are welcome to join. The server offers a challenge for those seeking it.
Can I just join to chat without playing Minecraft?	Yes, you are welcome to join the server just for chatting.
What is the weight system?	The weight system adds a new dynamic to gameplay where your character’s weight affects movement speed and other attributes.
How can I join the server?	Simply click on the provided Discord link and follow the instructions to join the server.