Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.
Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, rode on rainbow slides, and even had a dance-off with a marshmallow man. And guess what? You can experience all of this too if you join our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llama that poops out enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic creature, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies breakdance and the villagers throw raves every night? It’s a party you don’t want to miss!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans!
– We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?
– Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight!
– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed.
– And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?
So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Welcome to our totally radMinecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blockycharacters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilariousshenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!
Are you tired of losing all your progress on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because ourserver is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing creepers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pigwhile battlingzombie chickens with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a karaoke singer?
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most EPIC adventures of your Minecraft life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and never have to worry about losing progress again!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Are you tired of dealing with school stress and feeling like you’re stuck in a rut? Well, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
Imagine a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations. Need a break from the pressures of academia? No problem! Come hang out with us and build a fortress so epic, it’ll make your professors jealous!
Don’t worry about your GPA or feeling like you’re running out of time. On our server, age is just a number and grades don’t matter. Let go of your worries and immerse yourself in a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stress of real life and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new passion for building and exploring that will make you forget all about those thoughts of roping before 23. Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.
So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.
Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.
But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.
Yo, if you’ve ever played on a drug themed server and thought “man these cops are f***in corrupt”, or thought “man this staff sucks a**”, well then do we have good news for you!
On our drug server, players use democracy to vote other gang members into leadership positions who then get to suggest new staff or hand pick cops weekly. That’s right, you can either run for your gangs leader position yourself or you can vote for another member in your gang to be your gangs leader, and on top of that you get to pick who from your gang has the police ran–
HEY!.. let me continue,
OK so basically our staff doesn’t suck a**, meaning that we have actually beta tested our features and only want to release the best content that we can provide. I mean, we’ve probably spent like a thousand godd**n hours programming this thing, and nearly just as much time testing it.
So if you think you can cut it with us, come check us out.. Be warned, if you’re an idiot you may not make it through the tutorial. Let’s call it our ‘built-in-noob-filter’, complements of the staff.
Now you might have some questions, like can you make your own gang? And the answer is no, this isn’t stupid a** factions. This is a whole other level, cribs can only be placed around each gangs HQ and the gangs HQ automatically expands depending on how many members are active. Destroying the other gangs beacon will win your gang special perks and time based bonus’s that will help all your fellow members make more $.
Anyways, enough with the little details, come on and check it out to see what else we have to offer.
To switch it up and stand out from other servers, we developed a special chunk claiming system which uses EXP.
Features
– Custom coded Network.
– Sell and buy items from other players on the market.
– Easiest server shop which is custom made.
– Easy grief prevention with a nexus using EXP.
– Visit daily to claim rewards every day.
– There are rewards for voting.
– Not pay-to-win.
– More stuff planned!
Amplified World of Survival. Enjoy the challenge of survival in an Amplified world that has a few Gamerules and Datapacks applied. This server allows 20 players for now, a 500k x 500k map of which is a random spawn area. Please come in and enjoy but “watch your step!” 🙂
– Evolve in a friendly, inclusive community– Experience the world through a native 32px texture pack based on Dokucraft– Get free access to hundreds of custom furniture, decorations, blocks and items!– Collaboratively build incredible towns that stand the test of time – Towns can generate exclusive resources daily based on their biome – Several towns can share a culture and communicate through their private culture chat – Nations – Wars // you can play peacefully or participate in: – Riots – Town VS Town – Independence Wars – Civil Wars – Nation VS Nation – Alliance VS Alliance – World Wars– Become a master in your favourite craft(s), with all jobs unlocked from the get-go– Use an unlimited state-wide shop or trade through your own private shops with your fellow players
### What’s more?– We use our own, easy-to-use customs menus to minimise manual command input– Over 180 chat emojis to better communicate with your fellow players– Get free rewards through daily logins and votes– Access to a full-featured, integrated Discord server. It includes many straightforward tutorials if you ever feel lost!– No custom Minecraft client required — log in and play!
### Will I ever need to pay real money to enjoy the content or get an edge?– FREE ranks system! You won’t ever pay for rank advantages!– All of our world’s currencies are available to free-to-play players!
New Australian based Survival Server by Wixel Network and sister server of Winpixelmon.net!
Mcmmo, hard difficulty and a friendly community welcoming any newcomers to the Wixel Survival Server. Expect friendly players helping you out or maybe even joining a town/community with others!
Survive with friends or even find some new ones! Our community is always friendly and almost like a family. We love meeting new people and accept anyone!
When the weekend comes, join in on the weekly Server Events to win prizes and just have fun playing things like The Walls, Survival Games, Boat races and much more!
PunkinCraft is a new SMP server with player driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, Towny, and more. Economy is the main focus of PunkinCraft with custom jobs, player shops, and more.
We are an advanced network with a range of features only available on our network. Our staff and community members are all very friendly and happy to help. We hope to see you in-game.
