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CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

Funeral Beach Party!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	4918
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	391	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Emeralds Found:	2366	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7146	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Villages Defended:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1250
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	251
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	3751
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7542
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6456
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8496
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!