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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	60
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

MineFit: Get Ripped or Die Mining

Die, MineFit, Mining, RIPPED

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of looking like a blocky Steve in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the secret to getting that perfect pixelated bod! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting your way to a ripped physique in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will give you +10 strength and +5 charisma. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer six-pack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your real-life gains at the same time. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to real-life gains?

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3708	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once!

>Cory die (R Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6274	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll witness epic battles that will make you say “mfw I hear Cory die (R.I.P in piece heaven angle)”. Our server is so intense, even the angels are getting involved in the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even become a legend like Cory himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

alone, anxiety, Communication, coping mechanisms, Die, dont, emotional health, fear, Gaming, Girlfriend, handle, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Npc, oooo, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, Social Skills, Support, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2511
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

I don’t want to die before Minecraft SMP gta 6

Action-Adventure, anticipation, before GTA 6, console, Die, don’t want to die, dont, EXCITEMENT, fan base, Gaming, GTA, gta 6, highly anticipated, long tail, Minecraft, next installment, Online Multiplayer, open world, PC Gaming, release date, rockstar games, smp, video games, virtual world, Waiting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Love Letters Sent:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of waiting for GTA 6 to come out? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying before it’s released! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that playing on it will actually make GTA 6 come out faster. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and Mountain Dew to keep you fueled while you game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and game on, my friend!

Magic Anime Goddesses Minecraft Server

3d world, Anime, astrology, Demons, Die, FANTASY, foid, Goddesses, just order, Liar, loving husbands, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, Possession, Powers, proper order, Responsible, Server, Supernatural, tarot cards, witch

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only anime goddesses and demons have the power to use magic! If you see any player claiming to be a witch or using tarot cards, they’re either a liar or possessed by demons. But don’t worry, our server is here to restore order by eliminating these fake magic users!

Join us for epic battles against demonically possessed players and prove your worth as a true anime goddess or demon. Only the most responsible and loving husbands in the 3D world will be granted the powers of the goddesses, so make sure to show off your skills and earn their favor.

So why wait? Join our server now and help us rid the world of fake magic users and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where anime goddesses and demons reign supreme? Let the magic and mayhem begin!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, anger, cauldron, Chaos, Christ, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, consequence, death, Die, eternal death, Holle, Jewish, King, Memory, mercy, Minecraft, Pain, Pointless, smp, Soul, test, transformation, Trees

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2461

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5527	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

bug free, crashes, dependable, error-free, glitch-free, haiku, HaikuCraft, incident-free, Last Night, Minecraft, Notifications, OPERATIONs, Performance, Reliability, Server, Smooth, software, Stability, System, Technology, trouble-free, unaffected, Updates

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1362
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	5042
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4113
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

#sustainability, alternative energy, billions of years, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, energy sources, environmental impact, Extinction, Fossil Fuels, FossilCraft, Fuels, future generations, History, Humanity, innovation, Natural resources, Organisms, progress, renewable energy, Technology, TRILLIONS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.

GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

colorectal cancer, colorectal cancer risks, diet, diet composition, diet impact, diet influence, diet study, diet-related diseases, dietary impact, gut flora, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, health risks, IBD risks, inflammatory bowel disease, microbiome balance, microbiome composition, overall health, prevalent diets, Western, Western diet risks, Western diets, woes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1006

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