Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.
So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community in the US!
Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy family dynamics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, away from toxic relationships and kidnapping scandals. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like our protagonist’s brother did!
Join us now and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, navigating through difficult situations, and maybe even finding your own happy ending. Just remember, cheating is bad, but watching drama unfold from a safe distance? Absolutely hilarious! So come on in and let the chaos begin!
Join us and wear your best floral dress, just like our protagonist, and get ready for some serious side-eye from the bride. Will her bridesmaids try to ruin your outfit with spilled wine? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now and see if you can survive the wedding day madness. Just remember, the dress is longer on you than on the model – we promise!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?
So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!
we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and the best community ever. u gonna be laughin so hard u gonna pee ur pants. join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all the fun. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this. come join us and be a part of something legendary.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!
Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server IP | simplesmp.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
| Description | Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. |
A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.
A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.
A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.