Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?
So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!
But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
| Launch Date | 06/14/2024 |
|---|---|
| Description | A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch |
We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out.
When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below.
Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Some extra features include:
If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
| Server Info | Description |
|---|---|
| Host/IP | nocheatsmc.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK |
| Running | 1.21.1 |
| Location | Montreal, Canada |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Rule(s) | No Cheating/Hacking |
Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server, where you can explore, grief, steal, raid, and make friends in an anarchy setting with very few rules. The only rule is NO CHEATING.
A: No, the only rule on this server is no cheating or hacking.
A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.
A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.
A: You can connect to the server using the host/IP nocheatsmc.com and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK.
