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did not meet expectations Minecraft Servers

  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4491
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7309 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9267
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 149
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1722
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2093
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7805
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Farms Harvested: 871
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 472
    Crops Grown: 8085 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6212
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 228
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Potions Brewed: 154 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2921
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5982 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8668
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3585
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 8905
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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