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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Villages Defended:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	5790	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Towns Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2546
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	7090
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Emeralds Found:	4702
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4917	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3976	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

Boredom, BRING, CraftyCraze, CREEPERS, Depressed, desire for change, feeling lost, ISOLATION, lack of fulfillment, lack of interest, lack of motivation, Loneliness, longing for happiness, need for companionship, need for social connection, rejection, Sadness, school struggles, seeking purpose, self worth, struggling with classes, unhappiness, yearning for joy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	651	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

Asian cuisine, chicken, chicken and egg rice bowl, comfort food, DELICIOUS, easy recipe, Egg, family favorite, Harmony, homemade, japanese food, Oyakocraft, Oyakodon, perfect, Savory, Traditional

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1086	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!