lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plots than assad getting tricked by putin! u can build ur own empire and overthrow ur enemies with epic battles and alliances. our community is wilder than a pack of llamas on a rampage. u never know what kind of shenanigans u’ll get into on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun!
Putin’sCraftyPrank
KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed
are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
Hotdog Ban Server
so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.
VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow
LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!
WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!
KimJongCraftLaborCamps
so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape
lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!AssadFam Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.
you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!
SaydnayaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, trust me it’s gonna blow your mind! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, one time, the rulers of Syria decided to play Minecraft, right? And they were like, “Yo, we need to arrest the official behind Saydnaya death penalties because he’s not playing on our server!” And then they found out he was on our server, building the sickest castle you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! When you join this server, you get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT!