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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	786082	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Animals Bred:	65
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	446651
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3358	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	6418	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4033
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

Allergies, Animals, Behavior, cat haters, cat lovers, Cats, claws, companions, CraftyCatz, cuddly, cute, dislike, Feline, Furry, Grooming, independent, love, meow, meowing, Pets, playful, purring

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, Dahieh, DahiehCraft, extremist, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, political violence, resistance movement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, shiite, strike, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	170	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Players Killed by Monsters:	9859	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!