Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?
So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!
Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!
We’ve got a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the Addams Family mansion. From secret alliances to epic betrayals, you never know who you can trust. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. Want to live in a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We’ve got that too. The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a little bit of sanity.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where Hitler is more interesting than Elon Musk and Donald Trump combined? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!
Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.
Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?
With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).
So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!
Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.
But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.
So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?
In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?
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| Welcome to Kronicle SMP! |
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| A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations… |
| Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players. |
| Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM. |
| You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be. |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy |
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1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.
2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.
3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.
5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.
6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
