dictate – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoIllegalBlocksAllowed

AUTHORITY, Ban, control, criminalize, decree, dictate, enforce, Governance, illegal, infringe, legislation, mandate, NoIllegalBlocksAllowed, outlaw, power, Prohibition, Regulate, restriction, rule, suppress, veto

If I had the power, I would make it illegal to not join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block every time they dug a hole. Legend has it they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land! And that’s not all, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, dictate, dictating, digital transformation, Discourse, ethical considerations, future technology, human interactions, infiltrate, Infiltrating, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, silicon valley, societal impact, tech industry, Technology, Training, Valley

so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

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UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

coercion, compelled, compulsory, Demand, dictate, enforced, enforced compliance, forced, imposed, imposed upon, imposition, Mandatory, Minecraft, OBLIGATION, PRESSURE, Pushed, requirement, smp, thrust upon, unwanted, unwanted intrusion, UnwantedSMP, Unwelcome

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

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WeddingWarp Minecraft Server

accusations, babysitter, best man, bridal party, caught in the middle, child-free, children, concerns, dictate, Distance, drive separately, family, hour, hour and a half, leaving early, Minecraft, Overnight, reception, Server, solution, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWarp

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being caught between family drama and wedding obligations? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual escape from real-life bridezilla moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, just like this poor husband caught between a rock and a hard place. Will you make it to the reception on time? Will you be able to leave early without causing a scene? The drama unfolds in our virtual world!

With child-free zones and crazy wedding rules, our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs a babysitter when you can just log on and play Minecraft all night?

So come on, join us and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitters along the way!

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Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

agriculture, Animals, BELIEF, BROWN, Browned, color, contradiction, Cows, dictate, Farming, Interpretation, kikes, Livestock, madness, Minecraft, Mootifully, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, tradition, zero red cows

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

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PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

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PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

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SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

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SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

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MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

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LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

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CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

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AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

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