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AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, dictate, dictating, digital transformation, Discourse, ethical considerations, future technology, human interactions, infiltrate, Infiltrating, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, silicon valley, societal impact, tech industry, Technology, Training, Valley

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

coercion, compelled, compulsory, Demand, dictate, enforced, enforced compliance, forced, imposed, imposed upon, imposition, Mandatory, Minecraft, OBLIGATION, PRESSURE, Pushed, requirement, smp, thrust upon, unwanted, unwanted intrusion, UnwantedSMP, Unwelcome

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	173	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

WeddingWarp Minecraft Server

accusations, babysitter, best man, bridal party, caught in the middle, child-free, children, concerns, dictate, Distance, drive separately, family, hour, hour and a half, leaving early, Minecraft, Overnight, reception, Server, solution, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWarp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	83

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being caught between family drama and wedding obligations? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual escape from real-life bridezilla moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, just like this poor husband caught between a rock and a hard place. Will you make it to the reception on time? Will you be able to leave early without causing a scene? The drama unfolds in our virtual world!

With child-free zones and crazy wedding rules, our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs a babysitter when you can just log on and play Minecraft all night?

So come on, join us and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitters along the way!

Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

agriculture, Animals, BELIEF, BROWN, Browned, color, contradiction, Cows, dictate, Farming, Interpretation, kikes, Livestock, madness, Minecraft, Mootifully, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, tradition, zero red cows

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	4218
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3942	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3677

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2047	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4085	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Emeralds Found:	9660	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584