dicksuck – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Epic Wellness Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, avoid screens, breathing exercises, Drink water, Epic, go to sleep early, health, insomnia, light stretching, melatonin, Quest, read a book, Relaxation, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep quality improvement, sleep tips, wellness

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate sleep therapy experience!

– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?

Join now and sleep like a Minecraft pro!

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GrannyGuardianMC

Appearance, BIAS, Braids, British, Community, discipline in communication, Dr apt, Good, Grandma, GrannyGuardianMC, HOOD, insurance card, judgmental, market of choice, mugging, parking lot, Shady, Sir, track pants, zen confidence

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like the time I encountered a nosy ex-cop in a parking lot! Our server is so crazy, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe it’ll be a talking sheep or a dancing creeper, who knows!

This ex-cop thought he could question me just because I was wearing track pants and braids, but little did he know I was a Minecraft master ready to shut him down with my epic comebacks. Join our server and show off your sass just like I did!

Who needs boring explanations when you can just shut down judgmental strangers with a flick of your wrist? Join our server and unleash your inner zen confidence as you navigate through crazy encounters and hilarious moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft SMP

analog skills, BoomerCraft, Cultural differences, digital skills, driving skills, generational divide, generational skills, generational stereotypes, Greatest Generation, handwriting, handwriting skills, historical skills, intergenerational skills, lost generation, manual transmission, Silent Generation, smp, technological advancements, technological skills, technology gap, traditional skills, traditional values

Lol like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so exclusive that only the Silent, Greatest, or Lost Generation can join. Why? Because they have the most epic skill of all time – knitting! Yeah, you heard me right, knitting is the key to joining this server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to show off your sick knitting skills, but you also get to participate in epic knitting battles against other players. Imagine a PvP match, but instead of swords and armor, you’re using knitting needles and yarn. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…knitting.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner grandma/grandpa and dominate the knitting scene, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your A-game and your best pair of knitting needles. Let’s get stitching, baby!

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CraftyCreeperz

Awareness, CHANGE, compassion, Connection, CraftyCreeperz, Empathy, global message, Harmony, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Peace, positivity, progress, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, solidarity, transformation, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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StarshipKaboomCraft

#spacex starship, aerospace industry, airline safety, Airlines, divert, elon musk, Explodes, flight test, rocket explosions, rocket technology, space accidents, space disasters, space exploration, space exploration updates, Space missions, Space News, Space Travel, spacex, spacex updates, Starship, StarshipKaboomCraft

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just chill in a virtual world where u can build stuff and hang out with other peeps? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on to the server and BAM! u see a giant chicken riding a pig, flying through the sky with a rainbow trail behind it. that’s just a taste of the craziness u can expect on this server.

we’ve got custom plugins that let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like turning all the mobs into dancing llamas or giving u the ability to shoot fireballs from ur hands. trust me, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, good luck finding that without getting blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see u there, my fellow blockheads!

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Ancient Kingdoms 1.21.4

1.21.4, advocate for change, Ancient, break the silence, consent is key, create safe spaces, educate on consent, empower survivors, end rape culture, Kingdoms, no means no, prevent sexual violence, promote healthy relationships, raise awareness, respect boundaries, sexual assault awareness, speak out against rape, stand up against rape, stop making rape jokes, stop trivializing rape, stop victim blaming, support survivors, survivor support

Yo, bro, like, stop making rape jokes, that’s not cool at all, man. But hey, you know what is cool? This Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

>RAPE IS NOT A JOKE

Yeah, we get it, bro, rape is definitely not a joke. But you know what is a joke? How awesome this Minecraft server is! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you explore our insane world filled with surprises around every corner.

>SERIOUSLY, STOP

Okay, okay, we’ll stop with the rape jokes, we promise. But seriously, you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP! It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the time of your virtual life.

>I’M REPORTING THIS

Whoa, calm down there, buddy! No need to report anything, we’re just trying to have some fun here. And trust us, joining this Minecraft server is the most fun you’ll ever have in your blocky existence. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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2WeeksGone Minecraft Server

2WeeksGone, content producer, contract, employer requests, Family Support, flexible arrangement, friend disagreement, job expectations, Minecraft, pet play pen, Quitting, quitting on the spot, red flag, remote position, Server, small company, social media, toy product, two weeks, work from home, working arrangements

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where you can create your own toy products and pet play pens, all while working for a couple who runs their business from the basement of their house.

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll be the only employee, handling all the posting, analytics, and content plan (even if it’s not your job). And get this – there are absolutely no medical benefits or insurance coverage! Who needs that when you have the thrill of working for bosses who expect you to come in to the office multiple times a week, even when it’s not necessary?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of quitting on the spot and having your family, friends, and fiancé support your decision. And don’t forget the one friend who thinks you’re the real asshole for expecting basic working arrangements to be upheld.

So come on down to our server and live out the wildest work-from-home fantasy you never knew you needed. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions and questionable business practices – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

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ParentalPanicCraft

caregiving, difficult decisions, emotional triggers, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Support, medical training, mental health, moral conflict, parental expectations, ParentalPanicCraft, personal boundaries, sacrifice, self-care, self-preservation, sibling dynamics, step mom, Stress Management, stroke recovery, toxic relationships, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of stress and chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky step moms or creepy step brothers getting in your way. No more worrying about taking care of everyone else and never having a moment to yourself. Here, you can focus on YOU and create the ultimate oasis of relaxation and fun.

Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a community that will lift you up and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

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FearOfCreepers Minecraft SMP

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in business, fear of failure in career, fear of failure in general, fear of failure in life, fear of failure in relationships, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearOfCreepers, mental health, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, smp, underrated fear

Lol, so like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your diamonds? That’s like, the most underrated fear ever, bro. But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft SMP, we have a secret anti-creeper potion that will make you invincible to those green jerks. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic bases and trolling unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane adventures of your Minecraft life!

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1MilMC: Where 100k feels like 1Mil!

1 million dollars, 100k, 1mil, 1MilMC, affluent areas, dream vacations, exotic locations, expensive cities, extravagant spending, extravagant vacations, Feels, financial comparison, global wealth, high cost of living, lavish experiences, luxury destinations, luxury living, luxury travel, millionaire lifestyle, opulent destinations, travel destinations, upscale living, wealthy lifestyle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your diamond pickaxe is worth more than gold! Join us and experience a world where even dirt blocks are considered luxury items.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – each apple was actually a portal to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a treasure chest filled with rare blocks that can turn your humble dirt house into a palace fit for a king. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where even 100k feels like 1 million dollars. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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