Dicks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyQueerHideout

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	192481	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4232

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

Crafty Dicks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

Diamonds & Dicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, anger, comparison, controversy, criticism, death metal, diamonds, Dicks, Disrespect, Frustration, genre, GREATNESS, grindcore, hate, judgment, metal, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Negativity, opinion, Quality, Standards, Trash

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Herobrine wants in on the action. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to swoop in and save the day whenever a griefer tries to ruin the fun.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to marvel at our pixelated prowess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

Crafty Femmes: Where Equality Rules and Creepers Drool

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of dealing with angry incels and men who just can’t handle rejection? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no men allowed” policy! That’s right, this server is a safe space for all the ladies out there who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any toxic masculinity getting in the way.

But that’s not all! If any man dares to step foot on our server and tries to start trouble, don’t worry – we have a secret weapon. Our resident boyfriend squad is always on standby, ready to defend our honor and kick any unwanted male players to the curb. So come join us and let’s show those boys who’s boss!

And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	861969
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Warcraft Empires

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Buildings Constructed:	23

[SERVER HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED YET, JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER]

IP ADDRESS: warcraftempires.net

We Warcraft Empires provide a welcoming and kind community that will help you along your way. Our server is a towny server filled with kingdoms and player lead wars and governments. You will be in a Minecraft experience, but treaties and battles will be fought all around you. We are a semi-roleplay server, but we do encourage people to have fun during their time on the server. The server is based during the time of the 2nd century BC. We also host events and game nights as we want you to feel welcomed and a part of our community. Our server also includes a functional economy that players can enjoy, along with a dynmap. Key points: – A kind and welcoming community – Active Staff – Towny – Semi Roleplay – 24/7 – Events/Game nights – Keeps the community informed – Economy – Dynmap

warcraftempires.net

Exotic Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1525	Farms Harvested:	131
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Exotic Vanilla Anarchy! Come and join our server and discord server. Lets make this experience different. Looking for content creators.

51.81.146.89:25585

Karat MC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	93	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7332	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Anarchy in its purest form. Absolutely no rules. No bans. Only pure Anarchy. Runs on a PC built from Hardware found in a recycling container. Runs like Butter on a fresh french toast.

karatmc.net

AqeelSMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	92	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We’re a simple group of players looking for new players to play with.

1.19.3/Premium accounts only

Please read the rules once you join our discord server

AqeelStar.mcs.cool

CometNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Divine Spears Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Play.CometNetwork.Net

The Mountains

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Items Found:	7562
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

The Mountains SMP is a Vanilla 1.19 Minecraft SMP for the community members from MountainT144’s Socials to play on, make new friends, and build together in a huge world!

51.68.21.111:25599

TCKAmc

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4851	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

It has servers with various game modes developed by a large team. Join now and fight in the arena, trade, build your island and more on a server where the only limit is your imagination!

oyna.TCKAmc.org

all the mods 8

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	243
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

cool relaxed server good for noobs and veterans building comunity and friends

31.214.135.13:26350

2B2FR

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19

2B2FR is an anarchy Minecraft server known for its world without rules or limits, where players can engage in PvP, theft, betrayal, and destruction with complete freedom.

2b2fr.org

Revanity.eu

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Revanity is a Minecraft network that primarily focuses on the “CityBuild” game mode. We are currently still in the construction phase, which is why bugs can sometimes occur. If you find a bug, please feel free to report it to our Discord

» Own plugins: The owner and developers work on different systems and plugins every day so that we can offer you a great gaming experience.

Revanity.eu