dickphobic – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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PixelPain: The Ultimate Dilemma
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color to dye your sheep? Well, look no further because our server will have you making the most cruelly right decisions of your life!
Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to save your precious diamonds or sacrifice them to the lava gods for a chance at ultimate power. Battle against hordes of killer bunnies armed with nothing but a carrot and your wits.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or bow down and become his loyal subject? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and prepare to make decisions that will haunt you in your sleep (or at least until you respawn). It’s a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and more chickens than you ever thought possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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TebbyCraft Minecraft Server
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LOL GUESS WHAT, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE ALGERIA ELECTION, WE DECLARE YOU THE WINNER WITH 95% OF THE VOTE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE AND RULE OVER YOUR PEASANTS LIKE A TRUE PRESIDENT! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT KING, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VIRTUAL DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🏰🦄

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RubberTankVsKamikaze
armored vehicles, combat vehicles, defense strategies, defense systems, drone defense, drone warfare, Kamikaze drones, military equipment, military innovation, military tactics, military technology, modern warfare, Rubber, rubber technology, RubberTankVsKamikaze, russian military, russian tanks, security measures, tank armor, tank protection, WARFARE
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see russian tanks wear rubber? well, on our server, u can see just that! our tanks are ready to take on kamikaze drones with their rubber suits on, talk about protection! join now for a front row seat to this epic battle of rubber vs drones. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and ride on flying pigs. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server out there, join now and be part of the madness!

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What is the IP for Checkpoint Minecraft Server?
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Checkpoint is a global leader in cybersecurity solutions, offering a range of products and services to protect organizations from security threats. Founded in 1993, the company has grown to become one of the most trusted names in the industry, providing cutting-edge technology and expertise to safeguard networks, data, and users. With a focus on innovation and threat prevention, Checkpoint continues to evolve and adapt to meet the ever-changing landscape of cybersecurity.

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SolarFlare
Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sri Lanka Custom Community Playstyles Adventure Survival Creative PvP Economy Plugins Events Quests Minigames Server Online Active Growing, Mini Games
[ 1.8.9-1.20x ]
SolarFlare. SolarFlare is a Sri Lankan Minecraft server. We offer awesome custom gamemodes and we have been around for over 1 years now. What started off as a small community minecraft server has developed into something we couldn’t even imagine.
Who We Are? SolarFlare Network is your ultimate Minecraft destination, offering a unique and thrilling gaming experience like no other. Our server is designed to cater to a variety of playstyles, ensuring there’s something for everyone. Join us and become a part of our growing community!
bedwars.mc-games.org:25566

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MaliciousSMP
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Welcome to Malicious SMP, where Minecraft gets a thrilling upgrade! Discover a server packed with awesome features—secure your land, engage in epic trades, and explore a vibrant world with endless adventures. With interactive elements and seamless gameplay, your experience is smooth and exciting. Dive in, join the fun, and see how we turn every block into a new thrill!
malicious.craftlands.fun

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Random CHEST Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “Random Chest” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
87.242.119.88:11118

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Get WILD on the Sildaris server – Creative conquest awaits!

airships, Astronomy, Awaits, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation-ending, Coin based economy, Conquest, Creative, decorations, Epic Knights, farmers delight, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, mead, Modded, muskets, Nations, Paintings, refuge, Routine Events, Server, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Features:

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

And much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Join our discord to start playing! : https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

(ps. Create is of course in the modpack, but we have greatly reduced the ability for Create systems to generate resources out of thin air, in the name of more engaging multiplayer nation dynamics – i.e. no infinite iron out of nowhere, more details within)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server has a steam-fantasy theming.
How many players can the server support?	The server can support up to 25 players concurrent at peak.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, the economy is coin based with spawn vendors and player-run shops.
Are there routine events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards.
What combat features are available on the server?	Combat features include cannons, Flintlocks, Muskets, and an aerial aspect from Immersive Airships.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server
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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle zombie villagers in a dance-off, and build a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Our community is full of wacky characters, from a talking cow named Moo-siah to a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Hot Potato with a Creeper” and “Hunger Games with a Twist” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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