DickMans Minecraft Servers

DickMans Minecraft Servers

  • DickMan’s Minecraft Server

    DickMan’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trendy Jews Minecraft Server

    Trendy Jews Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5938
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6148 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Crops Grown: 4115 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the Jews win if you follow the trend of wanting less white babies! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new twist on gameplay that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

    Join us for epic battles where the fate of the server hangs in the balance based on your support for this wild trend. Will you be on the winning side with the Jews, or will you fight against them to protect the white babies? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like rainbow unicorns and flying pigs. You never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiningManiacs Minecraft SMP

    MiningManiacs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3473
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these magnificent creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find the Rainbow Sheepicorn and fulfill your wildest dreams!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of floating islands made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right – CAKE ISLANDS! So come join us and feast your eyes on these sugary wonders while battling it out with your fellow players for the title of Cake Island Champion.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DinnerDrama Minecraft Server

    DinnerDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3014
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magic Items Found: 1413
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist! Join us and escape the awkward dinner parties with your aunt’s mysterious friends.

    On our server, you can build a virtual house where your mother can’t invite random strangers over for dinner without your consent. No more guilt trips or financial bribes to host unwanted guests – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

    Become a member of our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family gatherings when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers with your online pals? Join now and say goodbye to awkward family situations forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToothbrushTyrant

    ToothbrushTyrant
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7110
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 133269
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad breath is a thing of the past! Join us for a breath of fresh air and leave your stinky breath behind. Our server is the perfect place for all you germaphobes out there who want to enjoy some clean kisses without the fear of bad breath ruining the moment.

    We offer special dental hygiene classes for all players, where you can learn the importance of brushing, flossing, and using mouthwash. And don’t worry about dental check-ups, we’ve got you covered with our in-game dentists who will make sure your teeth are in top shape.

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bad breath and hello to fresh kisses! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve all your relationship problems? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobHeroSMP

    NoobHeroSMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5340
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where superheroes and villains are nowhere to be found? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally see your favorite superheroes and villains battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

    Join us and witness Superman trying to build a house out of kryptonite blocks, only to have it destroyed by Thanos snapping his fingers. Watch as Batman tries to sneak up on the Joker, only to be foiled by a creeper exploding right behind him.

    But beware, even the mightiest of heroes and villains may not last a day in our crazy world. Iron Man’s suit may malfunction from all the redstone contraptions, and the Hulk may accidentally punch a hole through the entire server.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun! Who knows, you may even get the chance to team up with your favorite superhero or villain and take on the world together. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClassmateGoneWild

    ClassmateGoneWild
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3584
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5036
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Potions Brewed: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that awkward kid who always sat alone at lunch and talked to himself? Well, turns out he grew up to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7.

    Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, rumor has it that the weird kid’s secret underground base is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what really happened to the “weird kid” in your high school class. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanTrekkerz

    TaiwanTrekkerz
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5979
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out their butts and unicorns that poop out diamonds. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese where they battled a giant taco monster. also, our admins are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find the golden carrot hidden in the enchanted forest. plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cookies, a magical talking llama will move in and tell u jokes all day. so what u waitin for? come join the fun and madness on our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

    Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6448
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Crops Grown: 9955 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

    Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrubHubGamerz

    GrubHubGamerz
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9077
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robo’s World: Where diamonds are a server’s best friend! Join now for a gem of a time!💎

    Robo’s World: Where diamonds are a server’s best friend! Join now for a gem of a time!💎
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 690
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8611
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Robo’s World
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Map Reset No
    Crossplay Enabled (Java and Bedrock)
    Key Features Online Map, Mob Heads, Discord Chat

    FAQs:

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes, you can apply on Discord by following the link provided in the description.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are strictly prohibited.

    Q: Do players have the ability to engage in PVP?

    A: PVP is only allowed if both parties consent to it.

    Q: How can I view the server world map?

    A: You can view the online map through the provided link in the description.

    Q: Are there any game-altering mods or plugins on the server?

    A: The server aims to provide a vanilla experience without extremely game-altering mods or plugins.

    Q: What happens to player creations on the server?

    A: The map never resets, ensuring that player creations are safe and preserved.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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