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dickhead Minecraft Servers

  • Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

    Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2453
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 129 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a cringe dickhead in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and be as cringy as you want! Join us and leave your real-life cringe behind as you embark on epic adventures with other cringe enthusiasts.

    Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From building giant statues of your favorite memes to participating in cringe-worthy dance parties, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embrace your inner cringe with us!

    Oracle Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2522
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 9932 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Op Og Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4814
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Awesome Origins Server
    Features Origins mod, custom plugins, friendly community
    IP Address 123.456.789.0
    Version 1.16.5

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

    Unfortunately, the server requires players to have the Origins mod installed in order to join.

    2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

    No, the server is open to all players who meet the requirements.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or ask an admin for more information.

    Armadello Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4683
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 157
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3827 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Party Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft: Where Yellow Paint is Actually Useful in FF!

    MemeCraft: Where Yellow Paint is Actually Useful in FF!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8348
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Votes: 3078
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Gods Slained: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a dickhead for using yellow paint in Fortnite? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, yellow paint is not only useful, but it’s the key to unlocking secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us and show those Fortnite noobs what real gaming is all about.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?

    So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Sweaty Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaskedGrieferGazan

    MaskedGrieferGazan
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1954
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.

    We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.

    So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Valentines Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Project2025Camp

    Project2025Camp
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8030
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

    Free Op Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

    CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9665
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ores Mined: 9574 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

    Pvp Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

    IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2891
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

    So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Highly Rated Anime Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YuriCraft Minecraft Server

    YuriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4984
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Votes: 4448
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Animals Bred: 57
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

    Dance Muse Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

    NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8875
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Potions Brewed: 60
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

    So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

    Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

    She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

    So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

    Highly Rated Anime Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnReligion

    RespawnReligion
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 4601
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

    Slime Girlfriends Minecraft Servers
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  • CraftyCholesterolBusters

    CraftyCholesterolBusters
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7764
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

    Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

    Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

    So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

    Magic Sword Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

    BlockyWorld Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2361
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

    Expert Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

    PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5506
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

    But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

    So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

    Youtubers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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