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Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7700	Dragons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9889	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Animals Bred:	141	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	852	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	5202

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mines Excavated:	2050	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?