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BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	425
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8290
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Janitors Closet SMP

The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!

The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!

Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
What plugins does the server have?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins.
Can I create my own fantasy nation?	Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war.
Are moderators active on the server?	Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.

The Mine Shift Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Bist du auch Freitagmorgen und sitzt zuhause fest? Keine Sorge, auf unserem verrückten Minecraft Server wirst du daran erinnert, wie toll du bist! Hier kannst du mit deinen Brudis zusammen spielen und gemeinsam die Welt erobern. Und das Beste: Wenn du jetzt beitrittst, bekommst du automatisch zwei Brudis dazu! Ja, du hast richtig gehört, zwei für den Preis von einem! Also komm schon, lass uns zusammen die verrücktesten Abenteuer erleben und zeigen, dass wir uns alle gegenseitig unterstützen können. Glaub an dich und an die Power der Brudis!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP treatment?

But wait, there’s more! Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the madness.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for all your spinning needs. Plus, don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because what’s a Minecraft SMP without celebrating virtual birthdays?

So come on down and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. See you on the server, and remember – it’s not just Minecraft, it’s an adventure!

CraftyTalentSecret

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you secretly a master builder in Minecraft but too shy to show off your skills? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret society of builders who are so talented, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft architect in our wacky world where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers breakdance to the beat of the jukebox. Trust us, you won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Dino Dig Adventure

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	4903
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNCOVERED a brand new tyrannosaur species called Labocania aguillonae in mexico!!! yea u heard that right, we are basically like real life paleontologists but in minecraft!!

if u join our server, u can be one of the first to see this new dino in action!! we have built a whole dinosaur park for u to explore and see all the crazy creatures we have found!!

not only that, but we also have insane minigames like dino racing and fossil hunting!! u can even ride on the back of a T-Rex if u dare!!

so what r u waiting for?? come join our server and be a part of this epic discovery!! who knows what other crazy things we will find next!! 🦖🦕🔥

FREEDOM – Minecraft server for an enjoyable game 1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

FREEDOM – Minecraft server for an enjoyable game 1.21We have hats, furniture, custom dungeons and much more!Vanilla+

We have simplified vanilla with commands on /home /tpa /spawn, more details /help in the game.

Submit an application for a server in our discord channel, free of charge:https://discord.gg/cMN8D4FmPx

185.9.145.209:25927

EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	6324
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Divine Spears Created:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6173
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!