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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	531
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension Hops:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

Big Rig Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7780	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5974	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6983	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	158	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3588	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!