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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

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> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2685	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3487	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	325	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	933	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Enchantments Applied:	213	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Emeralds Found:	2256
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	8743	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!