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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Emeralds Found:	4345	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3645	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

Juicy MangoBayMC: Less Vanilla, More Banter! No Griefing, Just Fun! Version 1.21

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Votes:	3605	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Mango Bay Server Overview

Description	Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer various quality of life additions and promote a fair gameplay experience.
Features	Land claiming Homes Player Shops Player Warps Server Map Auction House
Java/Bedrock Cross Play	Players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions.
IP Address	play.MangoBayMC.com Bedrock port: 19132
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I rank up on the server?	Players can rank up and receive rewards by simply voting for the server.
Is there a plugin for land claiming?	Yes, we offer a land claiming feature for players to protect their builds.
Are there player shops available?	Players can create their own shops to trade with others in the community.
Can I create my own warp point?	Yes, players have the ability to set their own warps for easy teleportation.
How can I participate in auctions?	Players can access the Auction House to buy and sell items with other players.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	2024
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where the players are as crazy as the stories they tell! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs.

Our server is home to a group of hilarious characters, like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane the Sleepy Ninja, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer. These guys will keep you entertained for hours with their antics and shenanigans.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to say hello. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Minecraft SMP: 24 Hours with CreeperGamer94

24 Hours with Tony Khan, Analysis, Castrating the Marks, Clips, commentary, CreeperGamer94, Dave Meltzer, discussion, Entertainment, HOURS, interview, Jeff Lane, Minecraft, News, NFL Films, Podcast, response, Rumors, Sapp, smp, sports, Teaser, Vince Russo, wrestling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! We’ve got Tony Khan dropping in for 24 hours to build the most epic wrestling arena you’ve ever seen, complete with flying pigs and diamond-encrusted wrestling rings. Dave Meltzer will be commentating on all the action, giving his hot takes on who has the best mining skills and who needs to up their crafting game. And if that’s not enough, Sapp is on a mission to make all the diamonds in the world his, so you better join quick before he takes them all for himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CopCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, cop call, COPcraft, Cops, doctor note, ex husband, false pretenses, lying.., mental abuse, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Safety, School, Server, step grand daughter, step kids, step sister, step-daughter, step-son, texts, verbal abuse, welfare check

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”

GrannyCraft: No Bullying Zone

aunt, bully, bullying, Controlling, controlling behavior, DATING, empty nester, family conflict, family pressure, future kids, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Grief, Marriage, Nephews, nieces, Obsession, set up, single, weird, Widow, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	155	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the pressure of finding a partner for your dad. We promise not to set him up with any virtual villagers or make him wear a virtual wedding ring. Our server is a safe space for all players, even if your grandma and aunt try to gatecrash and force you to find a virtual grandma for your future kids. Say no to virtual matchmaking and yes to building epic virtual creations with us! Join now and leave the drama behind!