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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

GrannyCraftGuild

#generational connections, baby names, daughter’s boyfriend, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, future in-laws, generational names, grandma name, GrannyCraftGuild, maternal instincts, mother-in-law drama, sentimental value, traditional names

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like this wild family feud over the name “Meemaw.”

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get sucked into a heated argument over who gets to be called Meemaw. Will you choose sides and fight for your right to the title, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, like a momma’s boy boyfriend causing family rifts and a pregnant daughter seeking refuge at her Meemaw’s house. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”

anger issues, anger management, BLEW, Competitive Gaming, creeper, diamonds, dies, disrespectful behavior., emotional outbursts., Gamer Rage, Gaming Community, gaming frustrations, harsh words, heated arguments., Hope, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insults, offensive comments, online gaming, Ragecraft, regretful words, smp, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, video games, virtual confrontations, WiFi

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, Burnout, CreeperCounselor, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job stress, job-related stress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., occupational stress, stress, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress, worst impact

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Potions Brewed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server

2035, China, International cooperation, lunar mission, Minecraft, moon base, Moon base agreement, Moon base construction, Moon colonization, moon landing, Moon settlement, MoonBase2035, russia, Server, space agreement, space colonization, space development, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space mission, Space Race, space research, space technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5033
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! 🚀🌕🐄👽

MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Animals Bred:	141
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

ANNOYING, brothers, Characters, color blindness, color confusion, color identification, color perception, color recognition, Color-blind, colors, Gaming, Green.., iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, mario and luigi, Nintendo, red, RedGreenBrothers, video games, visual impairment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	279381	Dimension Hops:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!