Dick Cheney Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

How did they do it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9263
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Items Found:	2536	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchantments Applied:	55
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.

Cheney4DemsCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3282
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	2998	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

If an oracle told you in 2004 that 20 years later Dick Cheney would vote for a Democratic president, you’d probably think they were smoking some enchanted mushrooms. But hey, crazier things have happened, just like on our Minecraft server! Join us and witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties. Who knows, maybe even Dick Cheney will log on and start building a peace garden with Obama. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures this side of the Nether!

Gold Diggers Anonymous

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	9076	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1530	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8224
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5535

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Void Gems Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!