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BFFsMCserver: NoSpoilers

Special, friendship, Best Friend, dick, antisocial

Join our epic Minecraft server where we keep our favorite builds super secret and special, just like this dude’s friend with her favorite show! We’re all weird and antisocial, just like you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, we have a special gatekeeping feature where you have to answer riddles from a talking chicken to enter certain areas of the server. It’s totally unique and will make you feel special, just like our friend’s favorite show. So come join us and be part of our exclusive club of misfits and weirdos!

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BlockyLoveDrama

Tubby, ANNOYING, concern, arbitrary, Man Enough

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic masculinity is banned? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or gender identity.

Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.

So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!

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WheelieCraft Minecraft Server

disability awareness, misunderstanding, disability etiquette, grocery store, Spouse

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering players with massive forearms, just like the guy in the grocery store! But be careful, complimenting their forearms might not always end well, so watch out for any offended spouses rolling your way.

Apologize for your unintentional insults and dive into a world where anything can happen, even awkward encounters in a virtual grocery store. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of unexpected interactions and hilarious misunderstandings!

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Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

dick, Analysis, actions, Character, 1.21.2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

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Lost Pill Quest 1.21

humor, funny, EMBARRASSING, health, Surprise

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”

We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

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Vanillafrog

questions, Mods, rules, Message, Biomes O’ plenty

FTB Unleashed Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Brand new FTB Unleashed survival SMP server hosted on dedicated server hardware. All mods enabled ftb Unleashed server using Biomes O Plenty for world gen.
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575
Questions	Feel free to message for assistance with setup.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods are enabled on the server?	All mods from FTB Unleashed pack are enabled, including Biomes O Plenty for world generation.
Is the server prone to crashing?	No, scripts are in place to fix crashing issues on the server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	The only rule is to not be a dick.

2025 FTB UNLEASHED FRESH SERVER

questions, Unleashed, dick, Dedicated, Mods

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	FTB Unleashed Survival SMP
Hosted on	Dedicated server hardware
Mods	All mods enabled, Biomes O Plenty for world gen
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575

Rules

Don’t be a dick

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the provided IP address to connect to the server
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	The only rule is to not be disruptive to others
Is there any assistance available for new players?	Yes, feel free to message the host for help getting started

ERBlockParty

two jobs, er, sick, mom friend, exhausted

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

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Deep Dick Dachshunds Minecraft SMP

strange, dick, quirky, internet, humor

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a wild and wacky community that loves to have a good time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who claims to deep dick dachshunds in his spare time. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we hope). But if you’re looking for a server with a sense of humor and a touch of insanity, look no further!

Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.

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Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

19. ecstasy, Server, 12. self-love, 3. long tail, Rubbed

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

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