dick – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BFFsMCserver: NoSpoilers

Anime, antisocial, Best Friend, BFFsMCserver, Conflict, criticism, Curiosity, decision, dick, Favorite, friendship, Gatekeeping, NoSpoilers, opinion, Personal, privacy, Show, Special, Unique, Upset, Watching, weird

Join our epic Minecraft server where we keep our favorite builds super secret and special, just like this dude’s friend with her favorite show! We’re all weird and antisocial, just like you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, we have a special gatekeeping feature where you have to answer riddles from a talking chicken to enter certain areas of the server. It’s totally unique and will make you feel special, just like our friend’s favorite show. So come join us and be part of our exclusive club of misfits and weirdos!

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BlockyLoveDrama

ANNOYING, arbitrary, BlockyLoveDrama, Boyfriend, concern, DAUGHTER, dick, Gay, husband, insulting, KIND, macho, Man Enough, Mistreated, opinion, pansy, real man, short, Support, SWEET, Tubby

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic masculinity is banned? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or gender identity.

Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.

So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!

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WheelieCraft Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, big forearms, Conversation, dick, disability, disability awareness, disability etiquette, dude in a wheelchair, grocery store, insensitive comment, joking around, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Server, skinny, Social Interaction, Spouse, wheelchair, wheelchair etiquette, WheelieCraft, wrong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering players with massive forearms, just like the guy in the grocery store! But be careful, complimenting their forearms might not always end well, so watch out for any offended spouses rolling your way.

Apologize for your unintentional insults and dive into a world where anything can happen, even awkward encounters in a virtual grocery store. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of unexpected interactions and hilarious misunderstandings!

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Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

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Lost Pill Quest 1.21

awkward, dick, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, found, funny, health, humor, Lost, medication, mom, Parent, Personal, pill, PILLS, Quest, relationships, scandal, secret, shock, Surprise, taboo

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”

We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

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Vanillafrog

Biomes O’ plenty, Crashing, dedicated server, dick, Hardware, Intuitive, Ip:, Message, Mods, questions, rules, Scripts, set up, smp, Survival, Vanillafrog, world gen

FTB Unleashed Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Brand new FTB Unleashed survival SMP server hosted on dedicated server hardware. All mods enabled ftb Unleashed server using Biomes O Plenty for world gen.
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575
Questions	Feel free to message for assistance with setup.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods are enabled on the server?	All mods from FTB Unleashed pack are enabled, including Biomes O Plenty for world generation.
Is the server prone to crashing?	No, scripts are in place to fix crashing issues on the server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	The only rule is to not be a dick.

2025 FTB UNLEASHED FRESH SERVER

😮, Biomes, Crashing, Dedicated, dick, enabled, Fresh, FTB, Gen, Hardware, Ip:, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plenty, questions, rules, Scripts, Server, set up, smp, Unleashed, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	FTB Unleashed Survival SMP
Hosted on	Dedicated server hardware
Mods	All mods enabled, Biomes O Plenty for world gen
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575

Rules

Don’t be a dick

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the provided IP address to connect to the server
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	The only rule is to not be disruptive to others
Is there any assistance available for new players?	Yes, feel free to message the host for help getting started

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

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Deep Dick Dachshunds Minecraft SMP

Animals, BIZARRE, dachshunds, deep, dick, funny, humor, internet, long tail, meme, Minecraft, odd, Pets, quirky, smp, social media, strange, tags, trending, viral, weird

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a wild and wacky community that loves to have a good time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who claims to deep dick dachshunds in his spare time. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we hope). But if you’re looking for a server with a sense of humor and a touch of insanity, look no further!

Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.

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Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

10. aftercare, 11. Self-care, 12. self-love, 13. self-pleasure, 14. afterglow, 15. release, 16. indulgence, 17. sensation, 18. satisfaction, 19. ecstasy, 2. rub, 20. Self-discovery., 3. long tail, 4. pleasure, 5. satisfaction, 6. arousal, 7. stimulation, 8. intimate, 9. sensitive, dick, Minecraft, Rubbed, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

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Block City Minecraft Server

apus, Bipolar Depression, bipolar disorder, BLOCK, city, coping mechanisms, depressive episode, emotional health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood swings, Sadness, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you feeling down in the dumps like a sad sapling in a dark forest? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and post some apus (whatever those are) to instantly boost your mood and bring some sunshine into your pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual community of blocky buddies to cheer you up? So come on, let’s turn those tears into laughter and build some epic structures together!

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Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music composers, music creators, music enthusiasts, music industry professionals, music lovers, music performers, music producers, music skills, musical talent, Musicians, Musicing, ngl, rus, Russian musicians, smp, TALENTED

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

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New Server IP
CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

cubiclife.mc-dns.com:25573

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAP1.MCMCMC.RU

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New Server IP
Block Party Minecraft Server

91274326, BLOCK, HASHTAG, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

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Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

velocitymcsmp.city

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New Server IP
Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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New Server IP
Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

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