once upon a time, a player found a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn zombies into unicorns. but beware, there’s also a cursed chicken that will follow u around and steal all ur diamonds if u don’t feed it cake every hour.
we have a giant maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps, and if u make it to the end, u get a pet dragon that will protect u from any danger.
so come join us on dis server and let the craziness begin!!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!!!
we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔
our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶
so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮
