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MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	4721
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5210
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mines Excavated:	2535
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!