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MineNSFWSecrets

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	2429	Zombie Dances:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	7611
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	9387	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	4549
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	250	Crops Grown:	6111
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem