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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9427 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 205 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5739 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 763573 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. But instead of being upset, they embraced their cheesy abode and threw a party for all the mice in the neighborhood. It was a gouda time, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and rules over the land with a beak of steel. Join us and you too could become a poultry powerhouse, clucking your way to victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the biggest downgrade of your life! Who needs high-quality graphics and smooth gameplay when you can have a server full of ridiculousness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!