diastole – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

again.., dom, DomsRandomMinecraft, long tail tags, mention, not over, out of nowhere, SMPAdventure, still

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

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The roof

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Crafting, danger, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Griefing, Hardcore, player-driven economy, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, revolution, rules-free, Sandbox, Survival, Unpredictable, Wild

“Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

mc.upaa.co

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Hidden Server Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Hidden Server, minecraft server, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server with people, Survival

Server with people

HiddedServer.aternos.me:27921

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Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

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SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

templarios.holy.gg

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, asian, China, Commitment, Cultural, Dedication, determination, diligence, efficiency, HARD, Hardworking, inspiration, Labor, man, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, productivity, Respect, rook, smp, stereotype, success, Video, viral, work, work ethic

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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Creeper Chaos Minecraft Server

Business, Chaos, Competition, Consumer, Corporations, creeper, Economy, Global, Goods, Government, inflation, market, Minecraft, Politics, Pricing, PROFITS, raise prices, regulations, Server, Services, strategy, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and prices are set in stone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our mischievous group of players constantly mess with the economy. Prices for items will never be the same as players compete to see who can charge the most outrageous amounts for simple things like dirt blocks or wooden swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tariff Troll, a mysterious figure who roams the land imposing ridiculous tariffs on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Tariff Troll and avoid paying exorbitant fees for your precious resources?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew tariffs could be so entertaining?

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Why do they look Indian Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Bollywood, Colonialism, culture, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Race, smp, South Asian, Stereotypes, traditional clothing

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why all the villagers in Minecraft look Indian. Maybe they’re just big fans of Bollywood movies and curry, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a villager the same way again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures. Want to hear about the time we tamed a pack of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or how about the time we built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Anything can happen on our server!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

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